Friends, I have sad news. Elizabeth Bennett the fish, affectionately known as Fish Lizzie died today. I'll spare you the details, but she was given a very respectable flushing. She & Mr. Darcy the fish had a magical two weeks of fishy bliss at my humble abode. Mr. Darcy is unavailable for comment at the moment, as he is hiding near the pirate ship. Sources say no immediate replacement to Lizzie will be made, as Mr. Darcy needs time to grieve.