I'm having conniptions. Kate Spade released a line of clutches that look like novels. What? Purse books! The yellow version of The Great Gatsby is calling my name. It's saying, "Amanda, I know I am impractical and cost far too much money, but I'm a purse that looks like one of your favorite novels. Forget groceries and buy me. Forget the fact that I'm a clutch and you can probably only fit your cell phone and lip gloss in me. Buy me and then by my friends."